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Billy Vanilly

Although he’s unapologetically vanilla, there’s nothing boring about our Billy! He’s handsome as hell, brave as they come and has the fastest draw out of the fridge. He’s also the perfect wingman in any party situation, after all, who doesn’t love a bit of vanilla.

Cherry Ripple

Possibly the most ostentatious goat in the tribe, Hay Z has a lot of problems, 99 to be precise, but a cherry ain’t one. He made headlines after being pied in the face with a Cherry Ripple by his doe when she caught him jumping the fence.

Harry’s ReMARKLEble Banana

Besides being known as the cheekiest Royal goat in England, Harry also has quite the reputation when it comes to bananas. Get your minds out the gutter you filthy lot, we’re referring to his love of the fruit. We’re nuts about his reMARKLEble bride Meghan and can’t wait for them to have kids!

Strawberries & Cream

Best known as the lead singer in ‘Nanny’s with attitude’ (NWA), Ice Scream has killer style and seriously fresh beats. His debut track, Strawberry Strawberry Neighbourhood Doe reached number one in the UK and sent him straight to stardom.

The Goatfather

Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-goat, let’s talk business. The Don of our herd, Salted Caramel, is unlawfully creamy, dangerously luxurious and a dish best served cold. It would be criminal not to give this one a try!

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